- AND the most baffling of all ...
Where were we? Ah yes, Thomas Jefferson took over as French emissary. Given better vision (Ben needed eyeglasses-on-a-string), he saw historical tidal waves approach that Franklin missed. His boat arrived in time to watch King Louie's secret expedition leave - to find the Pacific Coast of the New World. Nobody knew the fleet would be lost in storms near Botany Bay, New Zealand. Even if they made it to the mouth of the Columbia, by the time they returned, no French nobleman was left to alive to claim the passage for France.
In the first month of his presidency, Jefferson sent Madison to purchase a Mississippi frontier, a buffer from hostile Spain and an interior water trade route. Before Madison arrived, Napoleon tricked the Spanish into selling both Florida and New Orleans: suddenly the entire Mississippi and its gulf port became accessible real estate. Georgia and the Savannah colony were no longer at risk of Spanish invasion. But France her holdings were in chaos: British soldiers, French colonists, trappers and native Indians traded alliances weekly. Napoleon, blinded by ego, losing Canada to England, quashing rebellion at home and insurrection in the colonies, stunned Madison with an offer to sell ALL of Louisiana, not just the river corridor. Jefferson called Congress back in emergency session to justify an increased purchase for 1803: 8 times the land (at least: no one knew how vast) at a fraction of the 1800 cost-per-acre.
By 1807, Lewis & Clark opened the Gateway to the West all the way to the pacific. Pike quietly told TJ that Mexico was ready to split from Spain. Jefferson retired the next year, but he advised Madison & Jackson on later acquisitions, eventually giving us California, the southern Rockies, Rio Grande territory, etc.